Interregnum - England Stops!

22 July 2013

Stop Press: England stops whilst waiting for Duchess of Cambridge, Kate, to give birth to her baby, whom Alex fully expects will be called "Gaga" in an attempt to modernise the naming of royal babies.

We will keep you posted.

Alex has declined to go to London where Julie and Sian have gone to Oxford Street to shop for underwear, and instead is riveted in front of the TV waiting for the Royal Baby. Alex is available for godfatherly duties, as he is quite experienced. (Sorry Sian!)

And to top it off, it's going to be 34 degrees Celsius here today!

12:17pm ... Still Waiting! Alex is off to see the Cutty Sark, as his attention span has waned. He is even more glad he did not go to London, every press person is there to see the arrival of the Third In Line to the Throne.

12:24pm ... Still Nothing!

7:23pm ... Still Nothing, but the hottest day since 2006!

4:24pm ... A BONNY BABBY BOY apparently. And it has started raining in London. LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!